- me, watching cutthroat kitchen and licking cheeto dust off my fingers:man, i can't believe this idiot didn't render his duck fat
“What’s the password?”
“Is it… is it ‘dog’?”
*muffled meeting behind door*
“You may enter.”
This little human made me a mama. Shoot dang, I’m feeling blessed.
That’s you. Mama.
“Where’d they go?”
Not all heroes wear capes
"And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep."
—
Mind of a mad man. (via jaysonlife)
your sign.
My boy
"It’s not about having the perfect relationship. It’s about finding someone who matches you and will go through everything without giving up."
—
unknown (via quotelounge)
(via quotelounge)i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on tumblr.
3 year old death grip!
omfg
iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”
I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg